Scooter Pies
It’s time again to take a deep dive into our Google analytics to see which keyword searches landed visitors on the World Pie Domination blog site. As always, the results never fail to disappoint:
Chad GPT: I swear that whomever named Chat GPT missed a serious marketing opportunity by not naming it Chad (since we already have an Alexa and Siri). That would make the whole concept way more interesting, especially who even knows what the GPT stands for?
Best Theranos Documentary: Huh. My vote is the is the one on Netflix, though Bad Blood: Secrets and Lies in a Silicon Valley Startup is a much better book than anything on streaming.
Price Is Right Wheel: If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a thousand times: I WOULD SLAY ON PRICE IS RIGHT. BRING ON THE SHOWCASE SHOWDOWN.
Scooter Pies: Actually, I’m not sure what a scooter pie actually is, but they were featured prominently on Laverne & Shirley, which was my favorite show when I was a kid. I tried to make myself like Pepsi and milk just like Laverne, but eh…it’s not for me.
Auto Chlor: This is actually a commercial dishwasher company that has pitched their services to us several times, but here is the kicker: you are charged per load you wash. We wash A LOT of dishes and I don’t have the math skills to guess how much it would cost.
Angry Sigh: I’m quick to know my faults and I’ve perfected a passive aggressive angry sigh.
Hobart Dishwasher Lease: I didn’t even know you could lease a Hobart dishwasher, but I just Googled it and now I sort of want one. Hobart is supposed to be the best of all commercial appliances, but they are pricey.
Oxford Comma: I fully support the use of oxford commas. Don’t hate me.
PJP Paper: I actually looked into some custom branded tissue paper at Elle’s suggestion for our merchandise, but if you knew how expensive custom branded tissue paper was then you are already shaking your head no.
Bill Murray You’re Awesome: I feel like if Bill Murray came to PJP, I would be a) awkward, and b) be able to guess that he should purchase Butterscotch Bourbon Pecan because I’m basically a pie sommelier.